admin roles

[Deleted User 139]

I want to petition that I become site admin #2 plz.

[JimothyZombie]

You're only here for like 5 minutes then you're self-deleting into the sunset. Probably taking down half the board while you're at it.

Request officially and strenuously denied

[Deleted User 139]

Oh shit, my bad yo.

[JimothyZombie]

<_< you were serious?

[Deleted User 139]

I thought it would be cute to be admin.

[JimothyZombie]

I thought you were joking. It's still a hell no though. Like any of the current admin or @nagoline or @dreamshell would be the first people I consider for admin roles.

1. they are... relatively stable
2. don't self-delete every other day
3. aren't likely to mod on emotion

[nagoline]

relatively

[JimothyZombie]

Let's be real here, if it wasn't for coffee you'e probably be dead. Or in a coma.

[Deleted User 139]

I wouldn't even do anything as an admin. Like, the only reason I wanted it was so my moniker could be red and I wanted the status of admin-hood.

I mean, ok. If I'm being honest with myself here, I thought it would be a form of camaraderie. You know. Like, friendship.

It seemed like a move to ascension to being the ultimate power play.

It was a foolish daydream.

[JimothyZombie]

foolish indeed. Homies before flower girls.

[Deleted User 139]

Ok I'll bite the bullet and confess my sins. I was low key flirting. I was maybe 5% serious about it.
I just wanted to be cutesie.

imma disappear.

[dreamshell]

>become mod
>gaslight zombie into exile
>become admin
>ban everybody
>ban myself
>destroy devices
>change name & move to alaska
>igloo hermit

it's the only way to be sure

[JimothyZombie]

This is the only time I've felt compelled into googling what gaslighting actually was. I'm glad I did.

Also, noted. *shortlists dreamshell for admin*

[dreamshell]

you really needed to look it up, jim? that's so crazy. are you feeling ok?

can't wait to build my igloo!

[JimothyZombie]

It's me we're talking about, I still think - WAIT A MINUTE I SEE WHAT YOURE DOING THERE. You scamp.

[Deleted User 111]

I SHOULD BE ADMIN I'M TOTALLY STABLE

[Kelly]

Just call yourself webmaster like @dickface kept calling himself VF webmaster

[SpazzyKatie]

It's really satisfying to call Jason dickface. I appreciate that he made that his name.

[JimothyZombie]

I will hence forth be known as weblord

[Deleted User 139]

I am Chloe, Queen of the night, music, and internet retardation.